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June 2, 2011 · 31 notes · #asexuality

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May 31, 2011 · 7 notes · #asexuality

A conversation with Cleverbot on asexuality

Me:	asexuality.
CB:	asexual people don't exist.
Me:	Asexual people do exist.
CB:	Imagine if there was no heaven.
Me:	That's not really relevant to my argument that asexual people exist.
CB:	What is the issue?
Me:	You just erased my sexuality.
CB:	No I didn't.
Me:	I am asexual.
CB:	Is your name Mr. Roboto?
Me:	my name is not Mr. Roboto, and yet I am asexual. Don't make fun of me.
CB:	I did not.
Me:	I stole your cake; how does that make YOU feel?
CB:	Exasperated, for you offer no solution.
Me:	Well, that's precisely how you make me feel.
CB:	What will you do if I don't?
Me:	I will rejoice at your lack of erasure.
CB:	What is my name?
Me:	"asexual-erasing fiend"
CB:	Do you know any songs.
Me:	Yes. "Asexuals Exist La Di Da."
CB:	Do you think that mankind exists?
Me:	I think mankind doesn't need sex.
CB:	Why?
Me:	You don't need sex to survive.
CB:	I have to improve my AI.
Me:	clearly.
CB:	Do you like food?
Me:	I like cake.
CB:	What type of cake?
Me:	Asexual cake.
CB:	How do you garden on a cake?
Me:	Asexually.
CB:	It's you !
Me:	yes, I am asexual.
CB:	That's boring.
Me:	Asexuality isn't boring.
CB:	Can I ask you a question?
Me:	yes
CB:	What is your purpose?
Me:	to eat cake!
CB:	What kind of cake?
Me:	freaking awesome cake that you can't have.
CB:	Well, what kind of feelings do you have?
Me:	asexual feelings.
CB:	What feelings?
Me:	my feelings are asexual.
CB:	Can you prove that?
Me:	I don't need to prove that my feelings are asexual
CB:	You need to prove that you are a horse.
Me:	I am not an asexual horse.
CB:	I don't beleive you.
Me:	And I don't believe that you can spell correctly.
CB:	Well damn.
Me:	and the asexual wins again!
CB:	How do you win?
Me:	I win by having my cake and eating it too.