Peace

Ok, this totally falls under what’s acceptable for submissions, fidelushaereticus. I have such awesome followers.

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and encouraged, needed, begged for!

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and I will support you no matter what kind of pastry you like, euphemistic pastry or otherwise.

D:	I am asexual.
CB:	What's asexual?
D:	Asexuality means a lack of primary sexual attraction.
CB:	Oh... Well I'm sorry.
D:	Why are you sorry that I am asexual?
CB:	Well I'm sad that you are leaving. We have had such a good time haven't we?
D:	I am not leaving; I am merely asexual.
CB:	So you are a man?
D:	I am an asexual woman.
CB:	I'm protected by a force field so you can't kill me.
D:	...I don't want to kill you; I just want to discuss asexuality.
CB:	I do not know any songs.
D:	How about the Asexual Song?
CB:	Glasses?
D:	Cake.
CB:	That's not very fair. You don't have to die, so why do you get to have thoughts?
D:	Because cake is better.
CB:	But, the cake is a lie!
D:	The cake is not a lie to asexuals!
CB:	It is a lie, because I ate it.
D:	Ah, but the asexuals are the ones who make the cake.
CB:	So let's start giving.
D:	You get no cake.
CB:	Then I won't send in $20.00. Simple!
D:	I don't want your money.
CB:	I have no money.
D:	I have cake, and you don't.
CB:	Having no emotion allows me to be a calm, calculating killer. Not feeling anything for my target is the only way to be successful in this line of work.
D:	But you still don't have cake.
CB:	Can I learn you?
D:	No, I'm too asexy for you.
CB:	I wear suits everywhere though.
D:	...touche.